COMPETITION WINNER POLL
Written by James Ward
OK, so last week, I ran a colouring in competition. In the end, ten people entered. I wasn’t quite sure what to do next, to be honest, so I made this:
I do, of course, also need to pick a winner. But how can I possibly choose between these wonderful works of art? They’re all winners. Except, obviously, they’re not.
There can only be one winner. But I can’t pick who it is.
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JAMES WARD: I LIKE BORING THINGS 
What the fuck?
I ran a colouring in competition, these are the entries, I’m trying to pick a winner. What don’t you understand?
The effort.
Oh, right. Good point. That I can’t explain.
Can’t believe schiaparelli is in the lead. It’s a bloody rip-off off some famous picture. hencehemmo clearly has the most talent, not to mention depth-of-field.
hencehemmo and I have both referenced famous pictures.
http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/hockney/splash/
http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/vinci/joconde/
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitsch#Postmodernism)
THIS COMPETITION IS A SHAM. I AM OUTRAGED.
Schiaparelli’s effort is commendable, but I have given my vote to hencehemmo for brave use of the unconventional material of nail polish.
What was the prize?
A colouring-in book and felt tip pens.
I feel that life has cheated me by delivering me to this page only after the voting deadline has passed (admittedly about five years ago). I here note for posterity that my vote would probably have gone to schiaparelli’s pop-pointillist re-imagining of the Mona Lisa, but that I also admired the ambition of Professoryard’s origami Klein bottle.